Afraid of Spiders McGee

Afraid of Spiders McGee is one of the two disciples Big the Cat II: The Squeakquel brought with him to The Dank Tournament.

Biography
Afraid of Spiders McGee was a nearly-undefeatable warrior. According to him, once he reached his 26-Pack Abdominal Fist form, there was only one person who could manage to defeat him.

Still, he lost to Chud fair and square by challenging him in the wrong ring. Against his best judgment, he chose to defend his dojo's and McCool's honor by fighting Chud after McCool's loss. Unfortunately, McGee was not meant to be fighting in Ring 4, so he was promptly told to return to his assigned ring. In the heat of the moment, he quit the whole dang tournament!! Not a great move there, buddy.

After "losing" to Chud, he decided to train him and prepare him for his first fight. Listen, McGee was not going to let himself lose to someone who couldn't make it past the fist round. That would be humiliating. Thus, he fought Chud outside at night, hoping it would push him to the next level.

The fight was cut short, however, because McGee was distracted by McCool and Fuck Bumble's discussion they were having on the side. He let Chud win, hoping what little training they had would be enough. After all of those darn explosions and their run-in with the police in the Dank Tournament's hotel, McGee promoted McCool and himself to Chud's bodyguard for the night, which gave him and McCool some quality time to vent and unwind a little after such a stressful and busy day.

Character Page Bio
is it a nickname? no one’s sure

Quotes
"I FUCKING QUIT!"

"You bet your fiery fuckin' ass I am!"

"Then, Chud Thuck Kankle, you are foolish beyond reproach!"

"You know damn well that's not what I meant, you little cuckball!"