A Duck With Abs

A Duck With Abs is the first person in The Dank Tournament to fight Chud Thuck Kankle in the very first battle. He is a duck with abs who wishes for nothing more than to stop being so fucking ripped and chunky.

Biography
A Duck With Abs was always too buff--it got in the way of everything. He was so yoked that he couldn't keep a job or even a shirt on. There was only one thing left to do if he wanted to live a normal life: a buffness reduction surgery. It did not go as well as planned. It went horribly wrong. The doctor died... to death! A Duck With Abs ran far away, plagued with guilt and shame.

It was with this state of mind that he found out about The Dank Tournament and the Wish-Granting Blunt, his true last hope. He managed to crush the competition with his rippling abdominal strength until his first fight in the tournament proper: Chud Thuck Kankle.

This boy. This fucking boy. There was nothing A Duck With Abs could do that would keep this boy down. He tried everything. He tried to beat him down with raw strength. He tried to get into Chud's head and dissuade him from battling. No matter what A Duck With Abs did, this boy kept getting the up??? Very not okay. A Duck With Abs was already dangerously strong, but this fight kept pushing him past his limits, making him stronger and buffer than ever before. He wanted the fight to end quickly, but this hippo's tenacious attitude kept extending the fight. It kept chugging along at an agonizing pace for this duck who just wanted a series of quick matches, so he could get his wish and never hurt anyone ever again. And then, he lost. The last opportunity he would ever get crushed by a hippo on a skateboard...

After his loss, Afraid of Spiders McGee and Fuck Bumble approached him about controlling the size of his muscles through chakral training.

Character Page Bio
very cool, maybe the coolest??

Quotes
"Behind these choice shades lies a duck who does not fuck around."

"There's no heart in your punch. Your abs protect an empty husk while mine shield my righteous cause."

"So I sought out a buffness reduction surgery, but everything went wrong... They couldn't cut open my ripped to shit abs. I flexed so hard the doctor died... to death."

"This power... IS A CURSE!"