McCool

McCool is one of Big The Cat II: The Squeakquel's disciples who he brought with him to The Dank Tournament.

Biography
McCool used to be the toughest person he knew--he never lost a fight in his life until the day he fought against Afraid of Spiders McGee. It was then that he realized how far he had to go to be taken seriously in the world of martial arts.

He trained under Big at the School of The Abdominal Fist, honing his craft and his muscles to the point where he McFelt tough enough to test his might at The Dank Tournament.

Tragically, his first serious match in the preliminaries was against Chud Thuck Kankle, apparent martial arts fuckin' hippopotamus wunderkind. It's bullshit, but whatever. This kinda messed with the rest of the vibe he carried with him throughout the day, but it's fine, I guess.

McCool, along with Afraid of Spiders McGee and their new friend Fuck Bumble, decided to help train Chud the night before his first battle against A Duck With Abs because, while tough, McGee thought he could be pushed to the next level after a night of Abdominal Combat. Once the training had concluded, once the hotel commotion settled down and Chud was nestled in Fuck Bumble's room, McCool had a heart-to-heart with McGee, and everyone agrees that this is where the story peaked.

Character Page Bio
got into Buffy the Vampire Slayer about a decade too late

Quotes
"You don't know me? I'm your worst McFuckin' nightmare."

"Fuck fuck, motherknocker."

"lmao yeah, valid. Sometimes you just gotta let yourself feel like shit for a thick sweaty minute."

"You tiny, beautiful fuckboy."