Officer Milky

Officer Milky is both the policeman in charge of interrogating Chud Thuck Kankle as well as a commentator in The Dank Tournament. He is incredibly stoic and serious.

Biography
Milky was tasked with interrogating Chud Thuck Kankle but let his emotions get the best of him due to the loss of the CUNK, both acting openly hostile and weeping during the interrogation.

During the Dank Tournament Arc, Milky was sent to the tournament as a shoutcaster during the fights as well as an on-duty officer after hours. When the Assassin Brothers held their assault on the tournament participants, he and his subordinates stalked the halls of the hotel, searching for the culprits to no avail. Though, despite his efforts coming up short, the brothers were thoroughly dealt with thanks to "y, Big The Cat II: The Sqeakquel, and Wet Leaky all taking care of them on their own.

Thirteen years after The Dank Tournament, Milky and Bornko Bopus were sent to investigate the murder of Anthony but were quickly shot down by someone who looked like Waluigi.

Character Page Bio
casual fan of woven tapestry

Quotes
"I'm so CUNKed up..."

"And I'm Milky, a cop."

"Oofa doofa that's fucky."