Hanko

Have you checked out Hanko's big red shoes? Cool, huh?

Biography
Hanko was one of the final sixteen to make it past the preliminary matches of The Dank Tournament; however, in his first match, he surrendered to Prince Fart, stating his true goal was to write his grad school dissertation on The Dank Tournament and its impact on its participants.

After escaping an enraged Prince Fart, he took his seat among the audience, so that he may write notes with his toes.

Character Page Bio
He's a psychology major.

Quotes
"Are we really okay with letting the CUNK Killer in here?!"